Oh I see how it is. You think democracy actually WORKS?! You Hun! Don’t you realize that when the end comes, survivors will regress into the wild tribes of old, attacking each other for horded booze and antibiotics, stealing your women and hurling your children into the sun?! You’ve got to ORGANIZE, man! You need to dig into the nitty gritty of TRUE leadership theory and practice, mixed with survival techniques and servant leadership! This is more than disaster planning, and this ain’t no survival guide for beginners—we’re talking about rebuilding the human race!
Harness the power of true leadership skills taught by the greats and adapted for the 21st century end-of-the-world to get in touch with your inner fireman, climbing the social ladder all the way to the top of the pack! These motivational stories will get you motivated to learn disaster relief leadership theory and practice! When you follow the advice contained herein, you’ll not only survive, you’ll thrive as your enemies scurry the ground begging for the crumbs of your gold-plated corndogs! Become the Alpha Dog and bite everyone else in the neck—chew on that and spit it out!
These motivational stories of true Apocalypse leadership is riddled with tales of self-confidence for men, survival techniques, and servant leadership. DISASTER PLANNING–it’s not just for the little ones anymore!
Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse!